Yo, E.T.!! Get your mind out of the gutter and grab your putter!! We are already a full Hole behind the group in front of us because your slow alien-ass wanted to walk. Shoulda taken a golf car..smh

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The more I have traveled the more it has become obvious that all of us human beings really want the same things.

Oh, we are led to believe and we come to get convinced that we want a whole lot of things; shiny things, fast things, big things and in fact some of these things we actually come to believe that we need! We don’t just want them as if it would be nice in fact, we have to have that new car.

Pretty crazy right? I am absolutely the number one perpetrator of this at many times in my life so don’t give me wrong. I’m not trying to throw and glasshouses. I’ve owned a Cadillac when I could’ve driven a Chevrolet and currently I drive a Panamera when I could be driving a Peugeot.  Guilty.

According to the bucket had brother known as the GratiDude, The things we all really want are; to be safe, sheltered, well fed and nourished, and to love and be loved in a community.

And I’m not necessarily crossing my fingers and praying for the encounter, however, it would be pretty interesting hypothetically, if we as a human race for introduced to another species from a different planet other than earth.

So not an alien like a Venezuelan or a Cambodian, but an alien like a Blue Lady from planet Funkadelic from the solar system, Stankonia. 

How would such an encounter change our perspective on our differences amongst ourselves as humans?

I think we would have a very fast reckoning that we have been tripping out about all the wrong shit for the last couple thousand years, perhaps.

Tribalism, xenophobia/fear, greed, war, violence, all have been regular recurring themes in humanity as we seem to have had real trouble finding a higher frequency and operating from a place that abandon fear and chooses love instead(understatement?).

I had the opportunity to go through this exercise in junior College, believe it or not when I took a class from a professor named James Funaro called anthropology of the future at Cabrillo, Junior College.  

James was a contemporary of Jim Campbell, friendly with George Lucas, and all of these guys were into recurring themes that were found in Greek mythology or in cave drawings world-wide, in Shakespeare, and other iconic timeless messages around the reality of the human experience, using Archetypes and Characters.

It was an incredible exercise to contemplate an encounter with an alien from another planet because you were suddenly forced to look at all of your individual assumptions, cultural assumptions, and even species-wide assumptions in terms of behavior and physical gestures, having to thoughtfully analyze everything from a much more critical perspective.

One of the takeaways everyone had in the class, regardless of their personal political or social beliefs was that we have become so incredibly fixated on finding differences amongst ourselves that it is really amazing.  

The “splitting of hairs” and the justification of doing so by using fear, has become such a retarding factor on the ability for human beings to see the reality, scientifically and/or spiritually, of the energetic interconnectedness of all living things.  

Strictly from a scientific standpoint, it is only the limitations of our optic nerves and physical senses that prohibits us from seeing all of the energy that is both within us and that binds us all together.

Do we need ET to come down from the sky to whoop your ass and wake you up?

I’ll make some phone calls, bro…” KC phone home “ ha ha!

If you turn off the TV and stop digesting rabbit hole, fear-based content on your devices that are connected to Al Gore’s Internet that he invented, you would feel and see a lot more similarities and common threads amongst all of us very quickly.

It is my contention that the belief systems around separation have been exacerbated by perpetrators like Pirates, Conquistadors, and Politicians.

This is the P.C.P. our Parents should have warned us against!! Ha ha!

In many cases, those three livelihoods could be synonyms.

This is why it is critical that you get comfortable with the silence of your consciousness in order to counterbalance all of the indoctrination and messaging that you have received in your life, and continue to receive to this day, if you live in a modern society anywhere in the world.

There are other sources of information that don’t require artificial sources of electricity as this entire planet is charged with energy, and the quantum universe serves up every thought that you could ever think or ever think of thinking. 

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Your breath again is the anchor to everything and whenever you feel anxiety or stressed out, you are definitely holding your breath.

And I can see you taking a deep breath and holding your breath the first time you see the Blue Lady from Planet Funkadelic, of the solar system of Stankonia, as you might not have ever seen anything like this, unless you own an old album cover from one of the bands that George Clinton was a part of.

Once you catch your breath and realize that you were not in a music video, but actually experiencing contact with a life form from another planet, perhaps you’ll get your crap together and realize that all of us here on earth are truly brothers and sisters.

So if it takes the blue lady to come down here and give you a check up from the neck up because you refuse to listen to the grateful4 organization, who  is going on the record by advocating love and unity…. and not waiting for the alien visit, bring on the Indigo Girls.

Or, simply take a deep breath, let go of your fear and open your heart, and approach a perfect stranger and sincerely ask them how they are doing today and if there’s anything you can do to help them.  

See how that feels.

Going out and helping other people and making connections is a sure way to avoid feeling the blues(see what I did there?). 

And don’t fear the alien visit because we know love is the most powerful force in the universe and clearly there are beings or technologies that appear to be far more sophisticated than anything that we have engineered here on earth yet.  That tells me that if some crazy ass aliens wanted to blow us up or come down and eat us, they could’ve done that a hell of a long time ago.

Whatever the plan is, I’m not worried about it because I’ve never had any control to begin with, so why would I start freaking out now regardless of what color the lady alien is?

I hope to see you before the spacecraft land and you know where to find us we’re out talking to folks and handing out poker chips, spreading love and unity by teaching and sharing gratitude, self and present moment awareness, in order to help everybody to play Golf  better and to simply live better.

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